he is always the captain

congratulations to macklin celebrini for beating teen pregnancy

mack out at the bars with "bedsy" like omg that girl looks so much like will hahhahhahah lollllll bedsayyyyy shall I talk to herrrrr invoking his chud rizz to have some birthday sexxxxxxx because thats what CAPTAINLY MEN do meanwhile will texted him "hbd" at 11 AM EST and has not responded to a singular text all day nestled in the arms of one floridian fowler and mack's gonna ask the girl hypothetical questions like what would you do if your FRIEND didn't really care about your birthday and she's like omg I would drop her instantly! and mack gets offended like How Dare You Suggest That.

Wait a minute. This whole season, Macklin Celebrini was only 19 years old? I wish someone had mentioned that.

mack is about to be the first nhler ever to have a no trade clause in his contract for someone else