he is always the captain

my timeline #mytimelineforme will meets big dave* for a cutesy cutlet date where will poses gayly on a vespa. posing on a vespa is not inherently gay but it’s gay when he does it. will makes big dave take lots of pictures then carefully vets all of them until he’s happy with one for big dave to post. big dave says where’s the macklin haha how is he and will says shut the fuck up and post the picture. they return to strega so big dave can go to his ‘job’. will waits at the bar drinking aperol spritzes and hate watches recent interviews with a certain ‘michael’ ‘misa’. jacob fowler and zeev buium arrive for their scheduled Willtime and don’t even notice that wills about to explode. yeah boys isn’t the food great now get up shut up you don’t need dessert i said get up it’s time for photos. yes we have to pose like this. BIG DAVE COME HERE ok we’re ready now. individual pics btw we’re not on that group pic vibe. btw only my photo can have the restaurant in it yours have to have the road as the background. yes im fine why do you keep asking me that. (unlucky strega waiter takes the photos). now make sure you tag everyone please. yeah in the big font