he is always the captain

will "cheapskate" smith hockey is fucking that bald man for free dinners

the carpooling situation is like. you're in a car with a beautiful boy and he's actually very willing to tell you that he loves you, he's kind of dying to tell you all about it at the first opportunity, actually. but you are not ready to deal with any of that yet, and he's put that together, because you are both equally unsubtle no matter what anybody thinks, so he's trying to be cool about it, which for him manifests as doing a lot of air drumming at red lights until it makes you laugh. and you still feel like you've done something terrible.

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

*hockey boy voice* i can earnestly tell everyone on instagram that i want will smith hockey sexually because he is basically a girl anyway and everyone understands this [9167 hockey boys nod in agreement]