scared of beautiful

“I don’t doubt that. You’re almost too out of my league for it to work.”

“Are you kidding? That is just bullshit. You are anyone’s hot fantasy.”

“And I can tell, you’d never let me down like that. I haven’t played spin the bottle in like… a decade.” 

“I’m glad that I am giving off the right vibe. Well what the hell are you waiting for? You should get all up in there.”

“Aw you’re such a good friend you know that?” 

“Thank you. That was I thought. I’m just looking out for your best interest.”

“That’s fine by me. At least I know you don’t have weird germs like some of the boys here.”

“Clean and I actually know what I am doing to make it good for you too.”

“Huh. You usually play much harder to get than this.”

“Call it desperation. I just wanted to make it very clear to you before you got another offer.”

“Oh I was actually hoping that little blonde’s spin would land on me,” he nodded toward a random girl with a little smirk.

“You know her tongue work sucks, but if you need to experience to be disappointed then you can miss out here.”

“Are we just handing out kisses for free to anyone tonight?”

“I don’t believe in discrimination. Every one deserves affection.”

Luke: What about Fergalicious?

Luke: I would like it to be in the tune of the star spangled banner, but I'm willing to reconsider.

Luke: If you want we can spend all night writing that song, sweet cheeks.

Luke: Is me being the best guy out there enough to make you just come to my bed instead?

Luke: I'm willing to help, which is honestly big of me.

Luke: We rent one of those uhaul trailers and bring my bed to you.

Luke: I've got one idea on how we can make both work.

Luke: Sorry... not gonna make it tonight. My bed needs me.