murder charges

i don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one boys

Ive got a brand new spiritual technique its called Shut Up lets try it right now

*picks up dog’s left paw* no wedding ring? interesting

*puts this on my End Of The World playlist*

you are falling off a very tall biulding

Fallout 1976

8. You’re in an epic slow-motion fight with some gang members and are totally kicking ass (like in that scene from Deadpool,, that scene was from deadpool right??)

*dancing queen by ABBA plays in the distance while I bleed out on the bathroom floor from 17 stab wounds*

#is this the team instinct leader

@surfacage

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

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