ds9 au where garak is replaced by mike ehrmantraut
alright here’s what you’re gonna do. you’re gonna get in touch with my guy. he’ll help you forge evidence that the dominion is planning to attack the romulans. then you’re gonna get in touch with the romulan ambassador. he’ll realize the evidence is fake but that’s okay because what happens next is you’re gonna call me. i’ll take it from there, got it?
Ok, but what about Garak in Better Call Saul?
ah, mr. goodman. what will it be for you today? a new suit jacket? or perhaps a set of trousers? why, you’re in luck, i just received a shipment of new bowling alley and used car lot salesman-inspired fabrics which i think will be perfectly suited to your tastes. shall we take a look? yes, I agree, the pink and green plaid is quite fetching. now, mr. goodman, we have been associates for a while and i know you are a man who likes his business to be taken care of properly. and while i may be but a simple tailor i believe i have certain skills which may be of assistance in these matters. you understand, yes? excellent, i look forwards to a long and fruitful business relationship






















