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nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

being trans is awesome and it's good that you're trans. if you're a trans woman it's wonderful that you're a woman. if you're a trans man it's wonderful that you're a man. if you're nonbinary it's wonderful that you're nonbinary. if you're genderqueer it's wonderful that you're genderqueer. so and and so forth for every trans experience. being trans is good and it's good that you're trans

fighting game heritage post

fighting game heritage post

i would make the worst kind of vampire because i would always be like "hey check out how long i can go without blood lol" as a form of guilty self-harm poorly disguised as discipline and then black out and binge-slaughter a bunch of people, only reinforcing my conviction that i need to develop better self control by starving myself as often as possible

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

let’s all make a perfectly silent noise

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually