hello?????

IM LAUGHINGGGG THIS US SO FUCKING FUNNY

still very badly want a christmas romcom where the real santa falls in love with a mall santa

me converting a peasant village to the gay agenda

Love wins

needs more lens flare

Wasn’t that the one where the engine room was just, like. A brewery?

ok but fuck you the brewery as engine room is cool and smart as fuck, they could have just been sat on a green screen for an hour but the set designer took a mad hit of the bong and went “lmfao let’s hire a brewery it’ll be sick” and they WERE RIGHT

this needs to be a meme format solely because knowing the context of the original makes anything you put in the first box 100x funnier

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>...go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

deeply resent that i've literally not been able to take a shower since i got this message without thinking "pumice stone butch" to myself the moment the water comes on. i hope you're all happy.

terfs b like You Will Never Look Like This

HEY BABES IM BACK FROM PLACING CURSES ON CHILDREN AT THE PARK

how was it? any cool curses

TURNS OUT KIDS CAN REFLECT CURSES WITH THE NINTENDO SWITCH ANYWAY I GOTTA GO PURGE SOME EVIL ENERGY

I don’t wanna live in a society I wanna sit in a test chamber and respond to stimuli