The Trials of the Shogun (Chapter 12) - Disgaea 7 Fanfiction
AN: I’m having a little bit too much fun with this XD
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Chapter 12:
Yakushima. A beautiful island, surrounded by crystal blue waters. The forests that reside within were ancient and tranquil. A testament to the true beauty of Yeyasu’s beloved netherworld. Vibrant green forests, emerald moss, ancient paths entwining within the natural landscape.
It was an island of peace and quiet.
Well, it should have been.
‘The Trial of Courage and Truth.’
Yeyasu and his companions had found the ancient altar surprisingly easily. Sure, they had to trek deep within the labyrinthine paths and trails, but with the scroll, he was able to hone in on it quickly enough.
He knew that the moment he read the words upon the altar that the Guardian Beast would reveal themselves. He expected a dramatic appearance and introduction.
What he got was a large…monkey with draconic scales and four arms. And it was with one of those hands that the Guardian Beast literally grabbed Yeyasu, wrapped their long fingers around his waist, leaving his arms free, and lofted him high into the air. Naturally gaining a shrill shriek as they did so.
“Wh-what is the meaning of this?!” Yeyasu spluttered as he placed his hands upon the brown, scaley fingers and tried to lift himself free. “Put me down this instant!”
“Yeyasu!” Numerous voices called his name in alarm. He wasn’t sure if he was just being hopeful, but Fuji’s voice sounded the loudest out of them all. There was little doubt, however, that his companions were getting themselves ready for battle.
The baboon, or whatever the hell that thing was supposed to represent, laughed. Loudly. Boisterously. Far too happily. And right into his head.
“Eeeh, don’t laugh at me!” Yeyasu yelled before he had the chance to reconsider. He was talking to a Guardian Beast, after all.
“Now, settle yourself down there, kid. And tell your bros over there to do the same. I’m just preparing for the trial.”
Yeyasu immediately stilled and focused his attention on the Guardian holding him aloft. The voice was deep, husky, and masculine. But the amusement in their tone was obvious. This Guardian didn’t sound like the others, all calm and regal.
No, this guy sounded like an ol’ timey sailor looking for some amusement.
“O-ok,” Yeyasu said in response before he turned to look to his left, where Fuji and the others stood. “Calm down! They’re not going to hurt me!”
“How do you know that for sure?” Fuji immediately countered, his hand resting on the hilt of Kanzan Musashi. The way his fingers flexed and the muscles in his arms taut, he was ready to unleash hell.
“Bwahaha!” the Guardian Beast laughed in his head once more, causing him to wince. “I take it that one is your warrior?”
Yeyasu immediately stiffened and snapped his head toward the Guardian once more. “My what?!”
Somehow, even with their features being made of sharp scales and dry moss, the Guardian Beast smiled at him. Impishly at that. “Your dedicated and oh-so protective warrior, hm?”
“Cursed!” Yeyasu shrilled as his face burned a brilliant red. “He’s the one that’s cursed! That’s why I’m helping him!”
“Right, of course.” The Guardian’s long monkey tail flickered in pure, unadulterated amusement. “So, he’s the one who needs to complete the trial.”
That caused Yeyasu to blink in confusion. “Him? But isn’t the one who-?”
“You’ve already proved yourself to me,” the Guardian unexpectedly cut him off. “After all, I’m the third guardian, right?”
“Y-yeah.” Yeyasu stilled again as the braincells in his head began to work. And a mortifying realisation washed over him. “Wait, do you Guardians gossip amongst yourselves?!”
“Sure do!”
Yeyasu let out a mortified wail as he covered his face with his hands and proceeded to smash his head against the fingers that held him aloft. Gossip. The Guardian Beasts were gossiping. About him!
“Now, no need to be so nervous. Call me Bob.”
Yeyasu paused in his self-loathing actions and furrowed his brow. He soon snapped his head in the Guardian’s direction, completely and utterly incredulous. “Eeeh, you have a name? Wait, Bob? Why Bob? Does it mean something?”
“Nothing at all! Bwahaha!”
…He really should have expected as much.
What an annoying laugh! Imagine traveling around the world with someone with such an irritating laugh!
“Right,” the guard…he meant, Bob, uttered into his mind, their voice unexpectedly serious all of a sudden. “This is what we’re going to do. You’re going to stay right here, while your Lover Boy battles a bunch of zombies.”
Yeyasu nodded his head in understanding before he truly allowed the words to register in his head. And when they did, he felt that all-consuming blush rage across his cheeks once more. “Wh-what?!”
Bob grinned at him again. It wasn’t all that noticeably due to the dark scales of their skin, but Yeyasu saw it. Oh, he definitely saw it. The sheer amusement in his eyes was infuriating. “Which part didn’t you understand?”
Yeyasu flailed. Literally. Smacking his hands repeatedly against the scaly fingers that still held him. “Th-that first part!”
“Go on, say it,” Bob urged, mockingly. “Say Lover Boy.”
“Never!”
Again, Bob laughed at him. In his own head. Being laughed at was bad enough, but to have the guffawing rattling around in his own head? Torturous! “You’re a lot of fun. Now, tell your Lover Boy over there to get ready for battle. This time he’s the one who needs to prove himself.”
“O-ok.” Yeyasu turned his head to the left once more, where his companions continued to stand, no doubt wondering what the hell was going on as they could only hear his reactions, not what the Guardian, rather, Bob was saying to him. “Fuji!”
“What?!” Fuji immediately yelled back, his tense and battle-ready stance tightening further. “What the hell is going on here?!”
Yeyasu pointed toward the remarkably strange Guardian Beast. “This guy is called Bob.” He then pointed directly at Fuji. “And they want you to be the one to pass the trial.”
Fuji frowned. Full on wary and sceptical. “But why the hell are you over there?!”
“How am I supposed to know!?”
Yeyasu grimaced as the quickly becoming irritating laugh bellowed in his head. “Bwahaha! Asking the important questions. Tell him that you’re the prize.”
“The prize?!” Yeyasu shrilled, which was something he had done throughout nearly their entire conversation. “Absolutely not!”
Bob was having way too much fun as he guffawed into his head once more. “You’re probably right. I want him to reach that conclusion on his own!”
Just what was Bob trying to do? Thinking back on the previous two guardians, they had an interest in what his relationship was with the one he wanted to help. The cursed one. He supposed it made sense in a way. To prove that he wasn’t being forced, but out of his own free will.
And he supposed it made perfect sense to test the cursed to learn whether he was worthy of the ritual.
That what he assumed, anyway.
Bob shifted their stance suddenly and clicked their fingers on their three free hands. The noise was impossibly loud, sure to startled anyone and everyone in the area. As the echoing resided, the ground between Bob and the rest of Yeyasu’s companions began to stir.
Where an army of zombies surfaced.
Unsurprisingly, Fuji and the others immediately pulled themselves into battle ready stances. Higan all but smirking in sadistic anticipation. While Fuji himself looked agitated; a scowl on his face and his tail twitching sharply.
“Alright,” Bob said, seemingly satisfied. “He just needs to defeat the zombies on his own.”
Yeyasu quirked his head to the side in question. “Is that all?”
“Nope!” Bob replied cheerfully. And loudly. “I’m not revealing the true trial. He’s going to have to show me without prompting.”
“That’s totally unfair!” Yeyasu immediately protested. Which only got him another irritating laugh in response.
“Bwahaha, not really!”
Yeyasu released a deep sigh. His head was really starting to hurt from all that obnoxious laughter. Laughter only he could hear. But he had to do his job as a translator. “Fuji!”
“What’s going on now?!” Fuji demanded immediately.
“Bob wants to start the trial now,” Yeyasu explained. “And they only want you to fight. Everyone else needs to stay back. So, get ready!”
“Fucking Bob,” Fuji muttered under his breath, doing absolutely nothing to hide his agitation. “I’ll murder that thing after I’m done…”
Bob naturally heard him, and again, naturally, the very eccentric Guardian Beast laughed boisterous and wholeheartedly into Yeyasu’s head.
He was going to have one hell of a headache after this nonsense was over!
Bob clicked their fingers again, a sound that prompted the zombies to advance. Fuji remained still, but only momentarily. He soon sprung forward quickly, Kanzan Musashi unleashed in one fluid, seamless motion. And he unleashed fury upon the zombie horde.
Even though he was held aloft, away from the battlefield, he was able to see Fuji’s taut and powerful muscles flex and ripple smoothly under his battle harden skin. His body was lean, obviously powerful, and his movements undeniably flawless. Each swing of the sword was precise, and swift.
It was, he was mesmerising to watch.
Yeyasu wasn’t entirely worried for Fuji’s safety; the guy had faced far deadly enemies, after all. And, hey, were just zombies. But…they kept appearing from the ground. A little bit alarming. Just how did those zombies come to be there? Who put them there? More importantly…
“How long is he supposed to do this for?” Yeyasu asked, finally tearing his gaze from Fuji’s form and toward the Guardian Beast that still kept him...ah, captive?
“For as long as I want.”
Yeyasu bristled with protectiveness at the Guardian’s dismissiveness. “Totally uncalled for!”
“Bwaha, settle down,” Bob immediately responded. “Your Lover Boy will be fine. Stop fussing.”
Yeyasu immediately blushed deeply and he shrilled in denial once more, “I-I’m not fussing! It’s just…This is supposed to be a place for peace and meditation!”
Bob had the nerve to shrug nonchalantly at him. “Yeah, but that gets boring after a while.”
Bob suddenly tightened his grip around Yeyasu and before he could even comprehend what the strange Guardian was planning next, he was upside-down. Literally turned him one-eighty degrees so that his head pointed to the earth.
Naturally, Yeyasu shrieked and dug his delicate fingers into the scaly skin of the hand that held him. “Eeeeeeeeeh! What are you doing?! S-stop it! The blood is rushing to my head!”
“Bwahaha, you make the most interesting sounds.”
“Hey, asshole!” Fuji suddenly interjected, his voice terse and sharp. He sounded furious. “Turn him back around or I’ll cut that damn arm off!”
Bob whistled. Impressed. And of course, amused. “Ooh, he’s a fiery one.”
Fiery wasn’t exactly the right word…
Thankfully, he listened to Fuji’s threat and righted him in a swift movement. Leaving Yeyasu startled and disorientated. And he slumped into the Beast’s hold, slightly nauseous. “Gah…”
What the hell was that about?
“Tell him,” Bob suddenly ordered, unexpectedly serious. “Tell him to look for the Island Pine. Tell him it’s amongst the monsters.”
“Ugh, fine.” Despite the nausea, he straightened up and turned his gaze downwards. “Fuji! The Island Pine is somewhere amongst the monsters!”
Fuji hacked through a small squad of zombies with a single slash of his demonic blade. “I don’t give a shit about that right now!”
That caused Yeyasu to blink in confusion. “Huh?”
But, if he found the pine, that would end the zombie horde, right?
For the hundredth time, Yeyasu winced when Bob laughed. More boisterously than previous guffaws. “Told ya. The kid isn’t fighting for the pine. He’s fighting for you.”
That made Yeyasu still, his eyes growing wide in surprise. “M-me?”
Really? Him? B-but why?
“Alright!” Bob’s voice boomed through his head, immediately destroying Yeyasu’s previous train of thought. “This is the most important decision out of this entire trial. Get ready.”
“Huh?”
Before Yeyasu could demand answers, Bob tilted their hand to the side. An angle that had Yeyasu leaning backwards and he instinctively grasped at the large fingers around his waist. But he had to pull his hands back with Bob unfurled their fingers, prompting Yeyasu to sit in the centre of their palm.
The first thing Yeyasu did was breathe a sigh of relief. Being held aloft by a very large hand was not at all comfortable. His relief was short lived, however, and he grew tense when Bob began to move him. Thankfully, it was toward the ground. Close to where Fuji finished off the remaining zombies.
Bob was finally letting him go?
“Yeyasu!” Fuji placed Kanzan Musashi back into its sheathe and darted straight over to him. “Are you ok?”
Yeyasu nodded his head as he scooted toward the edge of Bob’s hand, his legs dangling over the side. “Y-yeah.”
Just as Yeyasu prepared himself to drop the short distance between Bob’s hand and the ground, Fuji did something wholly unexpected; he reached forward to place his strong hands around Yeyasu’s waist. And with barely a twitch from his taut muscles, lifted Yeyasu up off the Guardian’s hand.
Yeyasu felt another blush as he instinctively placed his hands on Fuji’s shoulders, his breath unconsciously hitching in his throat as Fuji pulled him toward him before he carefully, oh-so gently, placed him back on his feet.
And didn’t immediately remove his hands.
To be fair, Yeyasu didn’t immediately remove his, either.
Fuji stared at him for a moment, his brow furrowed and his eyes flickering, seemingly searching for something. Injuries, perhaps. “What the hell is going on here?” he suddenly demanded.
Yeyasu stared at Fuji for a moment before his gaze flickered back over to the Guardian Beast. Only to find the obnoxious beast smirking at him. However, they did something even worse. They gave him a thumbs up. Something he found somehow smug and patronising.
But it was a positive sign, nevertheless, he supposed.
“You passed the trial,” Yeyasu explained as he turned his attention back to Fuji, neither of them removing their hands just yet. “Bob here wanted you to be the one to pass. As you’re the one the ritual is for and all.”
Fuji didn’t look all that pleased, however. “And you being their hostage?”
“Ah, no idea?” It did make it easier for them to communicate. But the beast was obviously a jerk, so they were probably just having fun at his expense.
“Alright, I’ve seen everything I needed to see,” Bob suddenly announced, his loud voice making Yeyasu jump in surprise and snap his head in their direction. “You earn the Island Pine.”
Bob then lowered a large hand in their direction. An act that provoked Fuji’s protective side and he immediately reacted by removing his hands from Yeyasu’s waist to push him behind him. One arm thrown out in front of Yeyasu in a purely protective stance as his other hand gripped the demonic blade.
Again, Yeyasu made out a smug grim on the annoying jerk’s face. Satisfied, even justified about something. Of course, Yeyasu hadn’t a blue what had tickled the Guardian’s fancy.
“Here you go,” Bob said as he unfurled his fingers and exposed his palm. Where pristine green leaves of the Island Pine were seen.
“It’s ok,” Yeyasu told Fuji to hopefully ease his protectiveness. “It’s the Island Pine.”
Fuji still didn’t look happy, his suspicions remaining on his features. But he did allow Yeyasu to step out from behind him. Though, quite reluctantly.
“Th-thanks,” Yeyasu uttered as he retrieved the Island Pine.
Bob nodded their head. “You’re half way there. Two more Guardians to go.”
Yeyasu actually felt a wave of hesitation. “Are they…as eccentric as you?”
“Bwahaha, you’ll have to wait and see!”
Yay…? Something to look forward to?
Bob suddenly pointed directly at Fuji. “Also, tell the kid I like him.”
“Fuji, Bob says he likes you.”
Fuji narrowed his eyes in silence; his attention focused upon the Guardian Beast before them. After a few moments, he finally snorted and pulled himself from his battle stance. Only to fold his arms across his chest, less than impressed. “…And what am I supposed to do with this information?”
“Bwahaha!” Bob laughed yet again before he used his four arms to push themselves to their feet and then turned their back toward them, slowly toddling off into the dense green forests. “You kids are so much fun.”
Then…they were gone. Leaving Yeyasu stood in the middle of the clearing with the Island Pine resting in his hands. And leaving him to answer the myriad of questions that his companions threw at him.
That…was certainly something.
After answering the questions the best he could, everyone decided that there was little else that they needed to do while on Yakushima, so it was time to leave. However, as they began their journey out of the dense woods, Yeyasu noted that Fuji still appeared agitated. It wasn’t just the scowl on his face that gave it away, either. The muscles in his back and shoulders were tense and his movements sharp and deliberate.
His agitation confused Yeyasu at first. They had three of the items needed for the Purification Ritual. They were moving closer to their goal of remove the Empathy Curse entirely. So, what got him so pissed off?
Wait…
With the others currently out of earshot, Yeyasu turned to the muscle-bound dragon next to him. “It really bothers you that you can’t hear what the Guardians are saying, huh?”
The scowl on Fuji’s face somehow darkened and he snorted out of protest. “I’m not bothered; I’m annoyed. Hearing one side of the conversation is frustrating, ok?”
Yeyasu tilted his head to the side. A thought flittered through his mine, birthed by remembering a conversation he had with Bob. Was Fuji actually annoyed for another reason? A reason that he didn’t want to state out loud. Or even admit. Just like Yeyasu himself did?
Still…
“Is that all?”
Fuji sharply turned his face toward him, obviously confrontational. Something that was a habit for him, having done so for countless years thanks to that horrid curse. So, perhaps surprisingly, Yeyasu wasn’t all that intimidated by the glare. “What are you trying to get at?”
“Hm.” Yeyasu was unable to stop himself from smiling. “Nothing. Absolutely nothing.”

















