random things i like

you guys don’t understand how much these fictional stories and fictional characters fill me up with joy and make this insane stuff we’re going through bearable

Okay, THAT is what I call a fortune.

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

Yes I am, those fuckers were literally bird-brained.

I think you'll find I'm 150 million years out of Thagomizer range you extinct piece of Allosaur shit

I've missed Tumblr! I've learned like 4 new words today - none of which I'll likely ever need to use - yet I still feel enriched! They're like little dopamine presents for my adhd brain! 🖱️🦕📚🧠💛

This is not an exaggeration.  Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.