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thunderon

i was in the library and the lights went out and i whispered “dark academia” and only one person laughed but ive been having a bad enough week that it felt like a win so cheers

thunderon

thanks everyone :’)

thunderon

you’re right obviously this joke is too funny to flop like that. what really happened was i whispered “dark academia” and the girl next to me turned around and kissed me, with tongue, and everyone clapped etc etc

notahorseindisguise

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

mysticorset

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

notahorseindisguise

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

hiveswap

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

i-say-ok

ok...

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

did he really fall victim to the alt right pipeline or was he already insufferable and just looking for ways to justify his behavior

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

24 reblogs and 164 likes...people know the truth but fear sharing it. 1 reblog = 1 AMEN

miiamin

tiktoksthataregood-ish

mandageban

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psychophagus

let’s make soup! just toss whatever you got in the pot and reblog to share it at the end :)

veggies (specify in tags)

water

mushrooms

meat (specify in tags)

tomatoes

potatoes

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salt

stones

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Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

psychophagus

to be clear I want you to reblog it when you see it. we share the SOUP at the end folks. the soup.

focsle

Re: dramatically changing 19th century dress silhouettes, thinkin about the time a whaler finally came home from a 4 year voyage and was just like ‘WHAT IS GOING ON’ when reencountering hoop skirts.

aunt-rat

timidsketch

It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

roolsilver

If he didn't want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper

tilthat

TIL in 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used a secret mix of chemicals to “attract rain” for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.

via reddit.com

armedandgayngerous

that was the Devil

general-thinks

I mean they wanted rain

northerlygale-deactivated202307

His name was Charles Hatfield and I’m not saying that you shouldn’t make a deal with him, but I am saying that you should be very clear about the terms and conditions

prokopetz

I think we need to fully appreciate the fact that the reason he “looks like the Devil” is that many depictions of the Devil in American popular media are specifically caricatures of this guy. Like, imagine being a con man and fucking up your hustle so badly that for more than a century afterwards people start drawing the Devil to look like you.

iconicpopstar

if these were natural eye colors, which one would you like to be born with?

Pink

Red

Violet

Gold

I would keep my current eye color

Other (say it in the tags or replies)

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

iconicpopstar

pls reblog if you vote

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starlightomatic

do fish ever get to repent? or are they doomed to swim around forever bearing the sins we have tossed to them to consume over the many years?

TIL the first known case of “dying from laughing” involved the greek man called Chrysippus, who, after giving figs to his donkey, cried out “Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs”, had a fit of laughter afterwards and died.

via reddit.com

honted

pretty funny i guess

pastabot

had to be there

llamallover

Translation is always tricky, but I remember this slightly different:

Figs were an imported delicacy at the time, and the donkey just managed to eat them (without being given any on purpose). Seeing a donkey eating several times their own value in figs, the philosopher looked to his servant who might have been standing there either in shock, despair, or both, and said something along the lines of “Oh don’t just stand there. Get him some (undiluted) wine to wash the figs down with”. With (undiluted) wine also being an expensive drink.

I feel like that context makes it funnier. Basically like standing in front of your burning mansion with a butler, meeting their eyes, and telling them that you still feel a little chilly and ask them if they could put on an extra log or two.

commandtower-solring-go

idk what’s funnier, the burning house situation, or being the butler as you watch your master laugh so hard at his own joke that he fully fucking dies.

sasukehoe

Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

skywardstrapon

from the same thread:

tibby

porn bots are taking on a whole new life

la-laborista-republiko

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