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Oh BITCH this is a mood

They gave us Pokemon Go to get us out of the house to socialize. They’re giving us Pokemon Sleep to make sure we get a full night’s rest. They’re legit trying to make us fix our lives lol

Putting this out into the universe

Rolling down the runway, we’ve reached the speed necessary for LIFT-OFF!

he ASCENDS

NOOOOO

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny

I’m

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

Damn RIGHT that’s the tea

hi take everything I own

KATARA WOULD NOT EVEN BLINK

Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.