Aloof And A Goof

you know what they say. Makin pancakes makin bacon pancakes take some bacon and i’ll put in in a pancake bacon pancakes that what it’s gonna make bacon pancake

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

All of them are ‘had the opportunity been there just now I would have killed you be thankful it has passed’ but Seinfeld is just like ‘I’m waiting for the day bitch’

ITS BACK

and frog

every few months I show this to someone new.

Ah yes, time to bring this back for the season. Here y'all go again.

Happy 2019, Girls’s Costume Warehouse.

Barely surviving 2020, Girl’s Costume Warehouse.

Still surviving 2021, Girl’s Costume Warehouse.

look if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you & God tbh

Nintendo better announce a new Kirby game, we’re due for one

just made the best non-looping gif i think