Was A Weird Kid Huh

New Eridu is simply not a place I think I’d want to live. Imagine walking home at night and seeing this horseman of the apocalypse coming out of your neighbor’s house because they were a part-time Hollow Raider. Now I have to attempt to make it to witness protection.

He’s just a boy who’s been through hell and still tries to protect the people he loves. Is he overpowered at times? Sure, it’s Sword Art Online after all and everyone is powered in the virtual world. But that doesn’t mean he’s flawless. He loses sometimes too.

He can be stubborn. He can be reckless. He bottles up his trauma. He shuts people out. He lashes out when he’s scared or angry ( remember his guilt during Aincrad, or when she shut Sugu out or when Eugeo died? ). And sometimes? He acts like a dumb teenage boy because guess what he is one. 😭

But that’s what makes him real. He learns. He grows. He fights for others even when he’s broken himself. That’s not a Gary Stu that’s a compelling character with heart.

Archer:I’m a quantum unit that can use two skill points repeatedly to increase my att- *turns head*

Sparkle:*kicking her feet* Oh please, keep talking. You’re saying very nice things.

Archer:*squints* You look vaguely like someone else. Someone rather chatty.

Sparkle:I think you mean charming. Rin and I have that in common.

Archer:How did you know her name!?

Sparkle:I get around. *lays upside* I increase skill points by the way~

Archer:…I’m stuck with you, aren’t I?

my wife who is definitely my wife but also technically not my wife

my wife is Always Right

father to a strange pre-pubescent daughter who kind of dropped into his lap out of nowhere, adopted her parents before they adopted her, is #1 shipper of mama + papa, and has a traumatic past and Powers

infamous throughout the land where I fight to free people from the grips of mysterious forces keeping us from living completely free and peaceful lives

is SO SOFT for their wife and daughter

women who are not their wife chasing after them despite knowing full well that he’s choosing his wife thanks

daughter Not Impressed with women chasing after her married papa and actively defending mama’s place in the family

dead parents trauma led to their choice of career

forced by the Powers That Be into a initially unpleasant situation that leads to them meeting the love of their life and finding a reason to live fully and be happy

most gentleman to ever gentleman the face of the earth (is completely oblivious to when women have massive crushes on him)

would do literally anything for wife

sibling(-in-law) with incestuous tendencies

my wife could beat me up in fact she has hit me when we have had heated misunderstandings and you know what? I’m a-okay with that

it sure is tiring being the best person at my job

wife guy

Their only difference is that Kirito actually knows how to take breaks and go on vacation and do things that aren’t “for the mission.” Like, say, tell his wife he loves her and kiss her.

Whereas Loid knows how to tell women who aren’t his wife to back off.

I love these guys. Never seen anything purer.

Gogeta wait—

hooray for blue charmander!