see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

Come with me we’re going laughing

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

I’m at a loss for words

people say tumblr only has one joke but this post clearly shows that we have two

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

me at the office when my second cup of coffee finally kicks in