Slidebog

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Not again

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

This thread is almost eight years old and it has damn well earned its place among the Tumblr pantheon as a Heritage Post™️

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as