don't give up, skeleton!

tbh it’s a red flag that the inventor of chiropractic got the idea from a ghost. bones are like the #1 thing ghosts don’t have

I'd believe in it more if they learned it from a dog, a creature that famously has more bones than their factory installed set

my human vaporizing machine continues to mistify people

wake up in the morning. see picture of blorbo. im not dead and i can still look at pictures of blorbo. it'll be alright as long as i can still look at pictures of blorbo. you agree.

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

Oh no my angst-filled character study is turning into pornography

No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*