First Mama Drama™ and now with Daddy issues!

you are fucking died. game oval.

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

hello, average tumblr user. your challenge is to name a canonically lesbian female character in the tags of this post. if you name a male character for any reason, you will be shot in the head. good luck.

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

Share if you want people to know they should be scared to be racist around you 👊🏾

Hello alloromantic person. in front of you are two characters who are close friends in canon and are often shipped together by fans, including yourself. you must talk about the characters in question without saying "FRIENDS don't look at each other like that!!!!" or "FRIENDS can't be this close/devoted to one another so they HAVE to be romantic!!!!!" or any shit equivalent. if you fail the bomb goes o- and they're dead yuuuup

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.