★ The stars are the limit ★

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

Actually…, yeah 🥹

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

oooouuuggghhhh

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

A friend of mine used to post thirst traps on main until someone described one such photo as being their "asexual awakening" and I think about this every day

This websites hatemail game is insane

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

yeah okay ill reblog that