let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

I’m absolutely against the use of the word cracker because honky is right there

I think we should make something better, more offensive

My personal favorite is glacier monkey.

Chalk demon

in my culture not only do we hate family and food but we also leave our plastic bags loosely strewn all over the floor and we don't even have a quaint little name for a small local convenience store you can buy sandwiches at.

"there should be a day between-" we've literally all forgotten about logsday

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you