professional complainer

as someone getting her phd in medieval literature, bbc’s merlin is 100% what put me here

I need to keep better track of my extended metaphors…

im at the circus where the hell are my monkeys

theres just this dead fucking horse

superhero team member whos on their learners license. volunteering to be the getaway driver so they can get their hours up. pulling out their logbook after a high-speed chase and begging their injured team member to sign off as the supervising driver.

superhero team member whos on their learners license. volunteering to be the getaway driver so they can get their hours up. pulling out their logbook after a high-speed chase and begging their injured team member to sign off as the supervising driver.

Shen Yuan is literally the epitome of liking a bad story and spending hours pacing back and forth going 'but what IF it WAS good?' and despairing over How It Is Not

#my wife recently spent 45 minutes telling me and our other wife how she doesn't like this book becauss she's so annoyed with sqq#she loves binghe and believes that he is Valid. she just thinks sqq is the stupidest motherfucker ever to draw breath.#specifically she said that if the book was just binghe she'd probably love it.#and at the end of this 45 minute tirade i just went 'some big sqq energy there babe'#and she yelled 'I KNOW' and stomped off#easily one of the funniest conversations I've maybe ever had (tags via @words-writ-in-starlight)

Community is so important she said self isolatingly

people be like “omg this is my comfort movie” and it’s a bunch of people having the worst day of their life

HES SO BABYYY