I will proofread your attempts at writing Scots.

another reminder I have to put "the messages" back into my vocabulary. @anon I'm absolutely NOT a Scots etymologist but my best guess as a casual user is it's got something to do with having a shopping list?

@the-silent-planet gurl help they're screenshotting my mutuals most popular reblog and changing the photo 💀

toddler started playing a game a while ago where he points at dad and says "you're [toddler]. I'm Dada" and then they roleplay being each other. I gotta say. the schadenfreude, the absolute satisfaction, when toddler says "eat your hot dog" and dad says "no! I want a lot!!" (imitating what the toddler does when he refuses to eat unless he is given a GIANT PILE of food, which he will eat approximately 5% of) and toddler says "you can have this" (exactly what we say to him in this situation) and dad says "I WANT A LOT!!" and the toddler tries to think of a way to convince him and says "EAT IT!!" with visible frustration. exquisite. incredible

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

if you were a weapon, (and you are one now. i’ve made you into one just by reading this) what kind of weapon would you be?

i am no longer asking i need answers people. tell me what weapon your soul is forged into.

always remember that adhesive labels can sense your fear and hesitation when you are removing them

Do not fear, comrades, hand sanitizer looses the sticky bullshit left behind ❤️ I love you.