Average nerd

ur first playthrough of yakuza 0 is fuckin wild if youve never played a yakuza game before (like me) like u start the game n ur playin as this kiryu guy who everyone says is the main character so ur like ok cool. u fuck around with some side missions. maybe sing some karaoke or do some disco with kiryus pal nishiki. theyre both fuckin nerds. u love them anyway. its fun. u play the main story. u get to this cutscene with this guy wearin an eyepatch. ur like oh shit its the other guy on the cover of the game. hes so cool. n then the game makes u play as him. hes so fuckin cool. this bitch. majima. I bet he has a dramatic ass sad backstory. then the games shows u his dramatic ass sad backstory n ur like shit. I love this sad eyepatch man. Ill kill this wrinkly old sagawa piss drinking fuck. but majima is so sad and u miss kiryu n nishiki. u miss karaoke. then u figure out u can do karaoke with majima n ur like oh shit yes. u go to the karaoke bar alone bc majima has no friends. thats sad. theres only 1 song available. its called 24 hour cinderella. ur expecting it to be some deep angsty shit bc majima is tragic n sad n lonely. u hit play. its a pop song. hmm. majima has a good voice. then next thing u know majima is doin backflips in a pair of roller skates. hes also wearin a holographic glittery suit. there are rainbow hearts n stars in the background. u dont care about nishiki or kiryu anymore

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third