lost in the filing cabinets

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

I hate how it's always "stop letting your teenagers drink energy drinks!!!" And never "stop letting energy drink companies put dangerous amounts of caffeine into their drinks and stop letting them market to teenagers" or "stop forcing teenagers to be at constant sleep deficits because of early wake ups and absurd homework and stress loads" but hey who cares why not blame the literal child for trying to stay awake enough to match the absurd expectations y'all have for us now

I like to think of Rose’s attraction to Svetlana hitting her the same way that Shane’s attraction to Ilya hit him, like she didn’t know it was possible to be this attracted to someone. Now she’s questioning if she’s ever been attracted to anyone or if she’s ever actually wanted to be in any of the sexual encounters she’s been in before. If this is what it’s supposed to feel like then she certainly hasn’t

walking into a fandom focused convention wearing a shirt that reads “I AM NOT AMUSED BY JOKES WHERE WHITE CHARACTERS USE AAVE” and getting my throat torn out for it probably

no bro you don’t understand. we have to make out. it’s for science. dude just listen to me. when was the last time you kissed someone? i’m willing to help you out! you can practice by making out with me. i’m your oldest and best friend. this totally won’t be weird or change anything about our dynamic i promise. it’s what friends are for. making out with your homies to make sure they can really impress the ladies. maybe you’re on top of me. maybe we’re both flushed. maybe you have my hands pinned over my head and we’re both breathing hard and we both wait a beat too long to move but i promise bro this is totally no homo.

yuna hollander deserves to lez out

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts