your honor i was just furthering the plot

superheroes try too hard to be cool these days when nobody can ever beat "his name is spider man and he dresses like a spider because he has the powers of a spider"

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

does a cute pose despite it all

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible