I'm a pretty boy, I'm ✨stunning✨

The cow is said to have ate some plants and licked their reflection in the glass panel.

She's just waiting for the bus

My one wish is for everyone on this site to be literate😔

#death from above

this post makes me cry every single damn time

Aslan taking out the White Witch like…

So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.

"average person has 3 microplastics in them" factoid actually just a statistical error. average person has 0 microplastics. Dangerous crow boy, who lives in a fae world & eats over 10,000 microplastics each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

BIG ASS STURGEON

I love reblogging this sturgeon

Starting twin peaks

It's scaring my cat

NO

he DOES NOT want to read about himself & Superman having sex. he IS very concerned with his public image & wants to know how the fanfiction writing community is representing him.

Lex Luthor brainstorming what he can do to make those freaks on ao3 to stop writing him as the bottom

the reason going viral on tumblr sucks is because instead of money you get death threats over statements you've never made in your entire life

the rapture has already happened and only a singular starfish (most innocent) was sent to heaven in 632 AD

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

the lake monstrrs got him