A Happy Homemaker

Not to reinvent the wheel over here but humanity is sooo right about tea. It really is the perfect finnicky little thing to do. You can use it as an excuse to get up and transition to the next thing for yourself or with others; you can use tea as the centerpiece for socializing; you can use it as a meditative device or a comfort ritual or as medicine or to soothe pain or to set intentions or go to bed or to wake up. And most tea is pretty inexpensive, healthy and sometimes you can just harvest the ingredients yourself. And there's a set amount of time it takes to heat up the water and prepare your cup and let it steep, which is all part of a ritual that makes it fast but not instantaneous which is. Good.

i made your favorite dish. i made you something you’ve never tried before. i love you. i spent twenty minutes chopping. my grandmother made this for me when i was little. i made this dairy free for you. i love you. i want to eat together. the onions made me cry. i love you. i learned this recipe for you. i love you. i made this special for your birthday. i love you. i know you don’t like peppers. i love you. i love you. i love you.

PERFECT IS THE ENEMY OF GOOD!!!

It's Autumn, which means if I make a Big Pot of Soup it will Fix Everything. No one fact check me on this. We need to let the soup speak for itself.

@emperorsfoot if I ever win the lottery

I love it

adulthood is actually just an eternal cycle of cleaning your kitchen. other rooms you clean and they're clean for a while, but the kitchen you clean and it's messy again right away. you are the sisyphus of cleaning your kitchen

i think love is about finding people to be in the kitchen with

I was never making ones that looked this nice, but this is one of my favorite recipes from when I was more into medieval cooking.

i was 32 big years old when i realized you can dump frozen broccoli directly into the air fryer and it cooks to the absolute perfect texture... like hit it with some olive oil cooking spray and seasoning and cook it for like 10-14 minutes at 400 and it ends up stil tender but with the little crispy crunchy bits on the tips of the florets??? this has genuinely changed my life recently btw bc it's just even less effort to cook precut frozen broccoli than cut it yourself. god bless

it’s really important to me when men put their heads in women’s laps. one of the most important things i can see on my tv. men laying their heads in women’s laps or men sitting and women standing and the man holds her around the middle and presses his face into her tummy as she hugs him around the shoulders. two very important poses. extremely soul igniting tableaux.