man, I really need a nether star for my beacon
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man, I really need a nether star for my beacon
the diabolical wither:

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yup. ythis is a normal world loading square. nothing wrong here
so a normal world loading square is supposed to look like this
and not like this (or the abover screenshots)
anything deviating from the regular world loading square, generally implies something about your world is fucked, it can't load the data like it's supposed to, or the world is corrupted in some way
a bit fucked
I don't think I ever posted this on Tumblr
Zine I made about some removed Minecraft features and stuff :^) U can get here
great now I can tag you in stuff 👍 @sycamorality
actually wait these tags cloned themselves over and over again for some reason. what is it with you and the thing you seem to have with glitches? wtf?
the minecraft brothers
adam and steve
Failure to reach the heavens

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women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open
Theory Time
The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(
But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:
Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*
Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110
Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*
This kills me every single fucking time
THE ORIGINAL??
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All this Swarovski Shrek talk has me thinking about this creeper I saw at the mall...
after i saw the shrek post i went to the swarovski website to see if they had anything else insane and i laughed so hard at this swarovski crystal minecraft pig that i feel sick
obsessed with this vid

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normalise being bad at roofs in minecraft. normalise not being able to make an aesthetically pleasing roof to save your life in minecraft.
Normalize just digging into the side of a mountain to avoid making roofs in Minecraft
yall need me to tap the sign?
here’s a roof guide that i use because i used to be shit
i dont remember the source, b/c ive had this for like years, but i suggest messing around with these roofs with different shapes/sizes of buildings
in fact, you can mix and match and have one roof with a side room with a different roof on it
honestly, have fun
I’ve had these saved for a long time and unfortunately don’t know the source either, but here are the other tutorials from this artist if anybody is interested!
Oh! These are super cool!
These were made by PixelandPoly they have an entire 40 page eBook with various design guides, alongside the ones they’ve released for free.
I’ve had this in my drafts for ages and just forgot what I was going to say-
So late reblog of this a-may-zing post!
ooOoo :0
i will never stop people from hating a minecraft white boy (especially one who drives a tesla) but i do think its funny when i see hermitcraft fans hate grian for "being clique-y" or "ignoring the smaller hermits" . like. you mean the guy who starts server wide games every season? the guy who uploaded a 7 hour world tour? frankly for being one of the most popular guys on the server i think he does try to pull his weight sharing the love. unfortunately theres only so much you can do to try and lure an average grian subscriber into watching joe hills. thats like taking a mcdonalds loving 7 year old to a niche concept restaraunt that only serves meals in the shape of 1:1 scale models. actually this metaphor sucks if i was 7 i would love to eat an edible 1:1 scale pinball machine. i would love that now. post cancelled im organising a joe hills themed pop up café. everyone come with me. see my vision.
Several ideas I've had to implement more uses for the Phantom in Minecraft . I didn't have space to rethink spawn mechanics so this is mostly about more drop uses.
the minecraft grass block is the most commonly found block in the game and yet, in order to obtain it you need to learn a lot about the mechanics and properties of the game so that you can get the right enchanted tool to dig it up and the fact that it is used as the icon of Minecraft, truly exemplifies the simplicity that most people associate with the game, while still being a subtle reminder of the unexpected complexity that it actually holds within. In this essay I will-

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^^saw these tags when going through the notes and knew they had to be highlighted
Reblogging again with this important addition