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Let’s all actually do this
they need to start selling horse milk in grocery stores
wh...... what...
milk from-a the horse (🤌)
ego-sum-piscis equinum lac in mercatibus vendendum est
v1b3ch3ckl0s3r qu…… quid…
ego-sum-piscis lac ab-a equa (🤌)
Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

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(found the original image in a 2015 facebook post)
poor baby was hit by a car 🥺🥺
Absolutely dogwalked by a washed Belgium team after the president tried to rig in their favour a bit of poetic justice isn't it. 😂😂
this is still so funny. who the fuck were his sources
unreliable motherfuckers, clearly
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Když jsou růže rudé trnem v oku,
zahradníci nejsou do jámy vhozeni
Tímto náhodným sedm let starým titulkem vyhlašuji, že mě po fanfikcích na Hanku a Lindu oficiálně napadl další způsob, jak zprznit dějiny; vydám se po stopách Karla Havlíčka Borovského💯
Tím nemyslím, že odjedu do komfortního exilového domu v Brixenu, kde posléze umřu na tuberkulózu. Ne, řeč je tu o epigramu – krátké satirické básni jednoduché formy s jasnou pointou a obsahující názory autora – jimiž se Havlíček proslavil.
V tomto případě mi náměty bude všech 7 českých státních svátků, jeden po druhém, přičemž každý svátek by měl dostat vícero kratších básniček, které je třeba brát s nadsázkou. Rozhodl jsem se to naházet do série na archivu, poněvadž mě algoritmus Tumblru nenávidí a jsem obecně zvyklá svou tvorbu zveřejňovat spíš tam.
Inspirací pro tento kaskadérský kousek mi bylo to množství příspěvků a vtipů o Janu Husovi, na něž jsem narazila za posledních pár dní, takže si za to můžete sami.
Výše naleznete první 4 básničky. Začínám právě věrozvěsty, jelikož to beru chronologicky ne podle dat, nýbrž podle let. Už mám hotové první 3 svátky – ať se vám to líbí, nebo ne🫣
bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.
this is not a bit but a grim reality
just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.
Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

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On the unpleasantness of being very, very pleasant
As they shooed a herd of giraffes into a nearby bathroom, workers told reporters Friday that they were frantically scrambling to hide all of the San Diego Zoo’s animals ahead of a visit from the landlord. “He texted an hour ago saying he was dropping in to check the garbage disposal, so we’ve been running around cleaning up evidence of the 12,000 rare and endangered animals we’ve got living here,” senior zookeeper Allison Weepie said while lighting a scented candle to cover the stench of snakes, Gila monsters, and tortoises in the reptile exhibit.
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let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun
oh my fucking god
my futile wish is for people to understand that "sex scenes in movies/TV don't have to serve the plot and can genuinely just be for pleasure" and "sex-repulsed people are allowed to complain about how rare it is for media made for adults like them to be something they can enjoy completely" are both true statements. unfortunately society hates both sex and people who don't like sex, so everyone gets far too defensive about any sex or lack thereof in fiction to actually have this conversation

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What stands out to me about the Mitch McConnell thing is just how little anyone around him actually cares for him as a person.
He goes down, ends up in a coma or brain dead, on life support, genuinely never coming back and even if part of him did he would be in agony from his cpr injuries. The best thing is to let him go.
But its not convenient to. His own *wife* runs away to China so they can't *make* her do the right thing and allow him to pass. She doesn't love him enough to override the political posturing. His own family is letting his abused half alive carcass get played with like a political doll while he's trapped in purgatory, as close to undead as one can be.
Not one of his colleagues or even any of his immediate family gives a single shit about him at all beyond what they can use him for. Its so grotesque I almost feel pity.
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