pasta time

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

"gland" is like "chat"

as a writer you will have a specific deck of vocab words you like using a lot and when you read other peoples' work you will see a very clear spread of different vocab words on their end. this is why you need to read, to collect other writers' words like it's a card game

můj život by byl o tolik jednodušší kdyby všechny české lesy nebyly monokulturní a kdyby jich bylo mnohem víc než je jich teď

I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

I am going to make you read this

I crossposted this to wattpad because I thought it would be funny there, which forced to unearth my old wattpad account, which is of course full of The Horrors.

little miss echolalia would like to repeat what u just said

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said

area woman takes a walk around the block wretched and doomed