pasta time

does anyone feel like they want to be punished just so they would stop feeling like they are about to be punished for something. like then at least it would be over. or is it just me

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

The US senate is such a gaggle of old fucks that the old fuck everyone was sure dropped dead last week wasn't even the old fuck that dropped dead last week

If Ratatouille mechanics were real, there would be a whole market of businesses offering the services of operating rats to people who want them, and it'd be like how bees produce honey. People in the rat business would be so exhausted of having to explain over and over again that no, the rats aren't being exploited. If the rats didn't like how they're being treated, they would simply not return. There's no goddamn way to force a rat to be so passionate about playing the saxophone that they'll figure out how to puppeteer a human to do it for them. All that the business does is finding a way to put that specific rat in the hair of someone who's about to go on stage.

The rats 100% think the businesses are being run for their benefit and worry about the humans being exploited.

A rat manager who is a rat and deals on their end of the deal is exhausted of having to explain over and over again that look, an average fully grown adult human being is like 200 times your weight, their hands are very fast and they can throw things better than you want to imagine. If one of them things didn't want you in their hair, you're not going to stay there for long. You'd be yote out the window in two seconds flat.

Both the people who attack the Dutch trans healthcare system for not gatekeeping HRT enough and the people who defend it and say it's gatekeeping HRT the right amount are fucking transphobes. A multi-year waiting list before you're even allowed to see a psychologist who will determine whether or not you deserve medication is completely inhumane. HRT should frankly be an over the counter medication. No one is helped by it being gatekept at all except bigots who want fewer trans people to access HRT.

Hrt should take like, a week or two, this is possible, this is what Brazilian socialized healthcare at it's best has produced, and it is possible everywhere

Its fucking unreal how much heat I'm getting for saying I think the amazing digital circus is bad. I have never experienced something this outsized on this website before. You guys really need to engage with more art so the hill you die on isn't a 3.5/10 flavor of the month creepypasta cartoon.

Its fucking unreal how much heat I'm getting for saying I think the amazing digital circus is bad. I have never experienced something this outsized on this website before. You guys really need to engage with more art so the hill you die on isn't a 3.5/10 flavor of the month creepypasta cartoon.

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

pov: you are a duck walking up to the lemonade stand

lord of the rings really was lightning in a bottle. it shouldn’t have worked but by god it did. peter jackson, who had no filmmaking education and was mostly known for making low budget splatter movies, had no business going out and changing the movie industry like that but he did. return of the king showed up at the oscars and became one of the most awarded movies of all time. to this day it holds the record for the highest clean sweep. hollywood will keep trying to recreate that magic with bigger budgets and high profile actors and they will keep failing. i look at the state of these blockbusters where everything is smoothed over by soulless cgi and actors are acting opposite tennis balls and they will never hold a candle to the pure heart and soul and craft of the lord of the rings. every single person involved in that project loved being part of it and it fucking shows. i’m so thankful the stars aligned the way they did for these movies to happen like that.