oh my god, Roachie despawned

It's a pain in the ass, but it's my pain in the ass!

sometimes you just gotta fuck up your sleep schedule by reading all 100k words of a fic you're not even enjoying, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

“whoa” and “woah” is the same but also they are very different… only a select few are capable of understanding this nuanced topic….

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

her ball

people who use the queue function fill a necessary role in the tumblr ecosystem. they keep posts alive. if u miss a post bc ur entire mutualcule was reblogging it from each other in a 30min span and u were offline, the queue mutual provides u an opportunity to see that post again in 1-8 business days. they put posts in stasis in little cryogenic freezers for u to discover and enjoy later. everyone thank their queue mutuals right now