Magneto Tzadak

lets be clear "baeddel" has been used to refer exclusively to transfems in the last fucking... four centuries, but also people confidently asserting that it was Actually For Intersexes Back Then Not Trans People are speaking with way too much fucking confidence for a word we have, like, four historical uses of.

like wikipedia right now says its, like, up in the air if it means gnc people or intersex people or (gasp) both! like i absolutely understand that intersex conditions have been historically erased and need a seat on the table in these discussions, butttt i think when you declare that this word (99.99% chance you have not heard of it outside of transfeminist discouse) is Definitely An Intersex Slur That The Trannies Appropriated, it betrays a certain perspective on transmisogyny and the epistemic authority of transfems

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

red dead and beyond

bed bath redemption

well folks, it happened. my dick fell clean off of my mons pubis and into da donation plate. when i tried to discreetly slip it back into my pocket, a small bird swooped by and swiftly collected it in its beak. while the camera was following close behind him, the seasons change but he remains in the center of the shot.

Today's little guy is the scariest thing I can think of. It is extremely bad. So, so bad.

how bad could it possibly be

Congrats to Time on her bottom surgery! Though I’m not sure why her recovery process is relevant to our current scifi escapade.

IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A OUPPY 🐕 AND A KITTYS 🐈 TO BE FRIENDS?

the thing is. ok bear with me. picard is literally gay

picard experiences courtly love for women and believes that is normal heterosexuality

lwaxana knows picard is gay and that’s why she accuses him of wanting to fuck her all the time

picard was in love with jack crusher and that’s why his thing with beverly is so weird

wake up babes my new obsession just dropped

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

somehow my app bugged and cut the last nine words off so I thought op was a cow or something

Holding a girl down with my hand in her hair but it’s my right hand so she has to make dead on eye contact with my clippy tattoo

Hey, looks like you're trying to have lesbian sex, can I help with that?