Who are you?

if I saw a portal i would enter it no questions asked

i want to cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle

tbh i never deal with my emotions i just let them ravage my body and then i go to bed and then i wake up and do it all over again

If I had a dollar for every time an average looking man demanded unearthly beauty from women, I’d have enough money to fund a rocket ship to send all of them hurtling into the Sun.

Realising you don’t have to tell anyone anything about yourself or your life is.. a very liberating feeling.  Realising you can tell the trees and the rivers and the lakes and the mountains instead? Even more so.

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

Your partner should know that a proposal is coming. The surprise and the touching part comes from the fact that they don’t know HOW.

“A proposal can be a surprise, an engagement shouldn’t.”

Going through the notes on your phone is just like: *codes and passwords that don’t tell you what they lead to* *a random fact* *midnight thoughts from 3 years ago* *a wishlist* *something your friend told you about that you were “definitely going to check out”* *random numbers* *drafts of emotionally charged messages* *shopping lists* *todo lists* *fake poetry* *a diary entry*

This might be the cutest thing I’ve seen all…year? At least all month?

The energy this January is....strange.

IT’S JANUARY??

STILL?!

just want,,,.,,, to be sent to an all girls boarding ·school,,,,, where we learn proper etiquette&ballroom dancing techniques,,,,,, & secretly are all planning to run away together & start a witch cult in the woods~~~

The alphabet is terrifying. A bee sea? No thanks we’re good.

I can’t even articulate how fucking bad this joke is.

that attention hit different when it’s from who you want.