space invader ✨️

You spend decades thinking on how to destroy capitalism, how to fight Goliath as David. How even scratching the monster in the context of national liberation will be a nightmare. And then Goliath procedes to blind himself, cover himself in gasoline and set himself on fire

Fuck me, the amount of time and effort I put into validating data, and they've gone and added the fucking hallucination generator to it.

well you can't blame them, it's not like excel already had a way to add up numbers or anything

My friend Nader recently became an uncle to his newborn baby niece, Masa. Due to the traumatic stress and malnutrition experienced under genocidal conditions, many mothers cannot produce breast-milk. Masa, like tens of thousands of other babies in Gaza, relies on formula to survive. Today, Nader told me that this little girl is in the hospital now due to a severe chest infection. She is only 8 days old. Please help her.

I woke up today to the tears of my brother's wife, the mother of little Masa, who is suffering from a severe chest infection and is currently in the hospital under medical care. We implore you, friends, to help us get out of this situation and donate to buy milk and other necessary baby supplies for this child so we can leave Gaza. Please don't hesitate to donate.

Nader's fundraising is vetted (gazavetters #4) and supports his large family of nine people, including small children of which little Masa is the youngest. Israel's systematic targeting of children means that the price of formula, diapers, medicine, and other basic supplies are extremely expensive. Please help him raise the funds needed to help innocent Masa survive genocidal conditions.

okay in all fairness to Kilgharrah he was just suffering through his day to day when suddenly the most powerful teenager in the world forced him to become a therapist

if i was involuntarily adopted into the life of a sorcerer that was best friends with the people who imprisoned me, my advice would also be “fuck around and find out”

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my glasses are always dirty but it's fine. i've seen enough.

give me 10 years and maybe I'll finish a thing or two

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

the thing about heavy handed symbolism is that sometimes. it's fun.

at a previous job I caused 2 women to separate from their partners by saying 'dump him' when they complained about their partner's bad behaviour. Saying it online has less effect because of the stereotype of 'haha all reddit advice is to split up instead of working through minor problems'. But genuinely if you know acquaintances that are in a relationship with shitty people you can be someone that disagrees that this is 'normal' and 'just what you have to put up with'.