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yall aren’t gonna believe this

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

a boyfriend is a type of parasite that lives in a beautiful woman’s house and drains her life force

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

& Then a weird guy appear

accidentally opened a fandom wiki in a browser without an ad blocker, i can taste blood in my mouth

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man