don't take me seriously

listen as much as I like Dis being depicted as The Perfect Mother I also think we need to switch it up every now and then and give Fili mummy issues because Dis clearly has a favourite and it's not you blondie

actually let's give Fili mummy AND daddy issues because mum likes your brother more, your dad's dead (?) and your uncle/substitute dad/the guy who you are modelling yourself as a leader off of went crazy and violently grabbed you after you refused to help murder his situationship - possibly because he was so nuts at that point that he didn't recognise you! :))

goodbye straight people

I love the PTMC emergency attendings you've got passively suicidal, actively suicidal, uncontrolled seizures, and John Shen.

While Bilbo is highly literate in Common and Elvish script, Dwarven runes confuse him. Thorin takes it upon himself to teach him. He sits behind Bilbo at his grand library desk, guiding Bilbo's hand with his own to ink the sharp, geometric lines of the runes. Thorin starts by teaching him simple words like "gold," "iron," and "home." However, Bilbo notices that Thorin often makes him write a specific sequence of runes over and over. When Bilbo later asks Ori for the translation, Ori giggles and reveals it spells out: "The beloved treasurer of the King"

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW