LORT fans: but what about the One Ring?
The Hobbit fix-it writers: we don't talk about it.
LORT fans: but if Thorin survives...
The Hobbit fix-it writers: I said. *thunder starts to gather*
LORT fans: and Bilbo stays in Erebor...
The Hobbit fix-it writers: *in Gandalf's voice* WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT!
Oh we so talk draw about it 😌









