the funniest fuckin part of the whole hobbit film trilogy is when they get to erebor and bilboโs likeย โhey whatโs that a picture ofโ and theyโre likeย โwhat you came to steal. the arkenstoneโ and heโs likeย โโฆwhich is?โ and they have to be likeย โitโs a gem ladโ like that boy followed these dwarves 750 miles on foot chased by orcs and didnโt even know what he was supposed to do when he got there. have you ever wanted to be dicked down by a richard armitage character so hard you walked 750 miles on the off chance that stealing something would get you into his pants without even knowing what you were supposed to steal. and he didnโt even get dicked down in the end. a real tragedy











