decay's special little boy

“it’s like a dead wife” i’d never let my wife die, you moron

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This is the funniest scam I’ve ever seen

@i-like-reblog-maps I heard you like large maps ^⁠_⁠^

Didn't realise it was a reblog map at first,thought somebody was drawing the visual effect that accompanies casting Testicular Torsion.

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

the Terracotta Army guy?

🙄 you build ONE funerary complex with 8000 life-sized statues of soldiers, horses and generals and suddenly you’re “the terracotta army guy.” 🙄 execution.

Stumbling across this makes me feel like a dad whos walked into their kids room beer in hand and seeing them roleplay starwars fights i do not belong here but god its entertaining

to be clear in this scenario im the jedi and im winning

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

why does the wikipedia page for paranoid personality disorder have some kind of goblin on it