It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

Additional reminder that this kind of self censorship makes it harder for people to block content they do not want to see.

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

I agree that you shouldn't make jokes about committing suicide bc its bad for your mental health however im pretty sure *steve Harvey voice* "yessiree, thought about killin mY SElf" doesn't count.

i always think if i was a vampire i would just kill myself for garlic. like lactose intolerant people do for cheese and shit

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks