big titty goth boyfriend

woah hey slow down ladies, theres enough of me to go around, aha…*is being violently dismembered by a pack of beasts*

"why did you stop writing your story!!! never stop writing!!!!!!!!!!!" well you see the character had to drive one mile to a new location and the sentence "she got into the car" was quite simply my undoing

it's really really funny that due to the nature of tumblr dot com style fandom engagement, it begins to feel reasonable to say things like "you people hate women and i know this because you never put women in the torture chamber" and like...it kind of is reasonable but only in this very specific context

I really like listening to ppls organs when I cuddle

truly one of the most upsetting things to hear in pretty much any context is "i'm used to it"

let's hear some flat affected cheers and listless applause from the anhedonic crowd

what world do people imagine their fursonae exist inside of. I love how undefined it is. some people are like "this is my sona Hryàxe, a hybrid dragon with ice powers who has been alive through three astral ages and toppled many kingdoms of men" and someone else is like "this is my sona he's an arctic fox named blurt and hes a barista in Toronto who loves to play mahjong." And then blurt and hryàxe are lovingly having sex on a tropical beach somewhere. and I'm like how'd they get to the beach

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

you are allowed to write slowly. you are allowed to take breaks. you are allowed to be a weird little plant that needs 3–6 business days to bloom

"why was the ending so rushed it was so good up until the ending" the answer is the same every time no matter the media you're talking about: the author is a bee and had to go back to the hive to defend the queen

writing isn’t hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force

And brother, my brain has been neglecting its gym membership