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@maryam0revna
Job #1: Pig Smacker
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To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.
I became a tattoo artist at 49.
Married the love of my life at 50.
Got my Class A CDL at 59.
You've got time.
As long as you're breathing, you've got time.
do you think you look younger than your age or older
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To be frank, it wouldn’t matter if it were written in 2026.
I’m tired of the narrative that queer art with transgressive, complicated characters is only acceptable because the state of the world was so bad in the 70s or 80s, like “sure it’s not good by today’s standards but that’s all we had!”
Fuck that!
Sometimes you don’t want squeaky clean, buttoned up inspirational “representation”. Sometimes you want to get a little fucked up! Sometimes you want a psychosexual horror where a transexual alien that defies your norms and understanding shakes-a-you-up and forces you to confront what it’s possible for you to be or want, where fear and revulsion and desire and your very sense of self are violently beat together, leaving you forever changed. That’s as true in 2026 as it was in 1973, and I fear we have lost that understanding which used to be practically instinctual for queers.
Queer people should make queer art irrespective of whether the queer characters in it are “good representation” or everything in it would be okay to happen if it were real life.
That’s not “problematic”. That’s fiction.
If you’re asking whether Frank-N-Furter is “good representation”, you fundamentally misunderstand Rocky Horror; you are trying to force Frank to fulfill a role he fundamentally does not exist to fulfill, and putting Rocky Horror in a box it exists to transcend.
We need to stop limiting what queer art is and can be.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show is, above all, a commentary on classic horror, science fiction, and early queer representation. And it does a good job at that. The questionable/creepy sex and the cannibalism both are a staple of the horror genre. The point never was "good queer rep". The point was to exist in this vibrant space and go "I understood that reference!".
Sometimes, I think that people spending 50+ years memeing about Rocky Horror might not be a good thing. I mean, yes, it is fun, and yes, it created and continues to create a valuable community, but it might also keep people from actually engaging with the text of the movie.
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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever
I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.
we have got to get americans healthcare
Shout out to the clover, the dandelion and the daisy. The triumvirate of springtime childish whimsy. WHO is doing it like them
This plant, we tell children, has a one in ten-thousand chance to have four leaves. You can search through a clover patch all day and never find one. But if you do, and you pluck it and keep it, it will bring you luck.
And this flower, we tell children, if you let it bud and bloom and age from sun-yellow flower to moon-white seed, you can then pluck it and blow its seeds away to make a wish.
And this flower, we tell children, can be woven into a hat
i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it
*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin!
this was considered an outlandish joke in 2014
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Since there is a wave of anti-birth control propaganda, this is your reminder that the birth coontrol pill was responsible for 30% more women graduating with college degrees between 1970-1990
Also a whole lot of people need it to hold down a job or stay in school regardless of reproductive risk: it offers menstrual control. It can be the difference between debilitating, bedbound periods and normal function. It’s medicine. It’s also very cheap to produce and returns soooo many thousands of dollars to the economy for every dollar it costs, so don’t let anyone make a false financial argument about it.
a beautiful piece of cheesecake would fix a few of my problems
they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions
Surak of Vulcan right before inventing 9 billion new ways to be mentally ill
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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One of the many, many, things I love about Leverage is how often they can just make shit up because the mark is some CEO/business bro who never bothered to actually learn the field they’re fucking up. It doesn’t matter if they just string together vocab words and Wikipedia subheadings, the only person who knows less about this than them is standing right in front of them and if they were capable of listening to experts, the team wouldn’t be there!
Settle a bet.
Who wins in a fight?
Kronk
Gaston
soooo true bestie
NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON
