I will storm the gods and shake the universe.

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bringing a sort of "slavery is still alive and well in US prisons" vibe to the office Juneteenth post that my higher ups don't really like

From what I understand slavery was never actually abolished in the us. It is still legal and all.

the amendment that "ended" slavery specifically left permission for slave labor as punishment for convinced criminals and our inmates have been legally exploited ever since, yes

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"this is what ive BEEN saying" - me about a thought that 99% only exists in my brain and i maybe mentioned briefly in one tag once

"i don't think i've mentioned this but" - me about something i have said 847620938 times before

If carp could speak they would all have French accents

This looks damn near identical to the guest house Airbnb I stayed at in Topanga - I am convinced this is the main house on that property. (And it's gorgeous.)

We would fully accept any Japanese buckaroo

Foreigners will never understand how someone like Rawhide Kobayashi would immediately become a beloved local fixture in whatever small American town he ended up in.

every single time someone pulls the "How would you AMERICANS like it if someone came to AMERICA and" reversal, the answer is always "we'd fucking love it"

obviously bigotry isnt rational but "women are naturally worse at spatial reasoning and math" is a wild opinion to have when women have historically been the primary textile producers in a lot of societies. have you ever seen a tablet weaving pattern

and now that women are more academically successful, society has entered into a new era of anti-intellectualism. it's not coincidental

Pottery sounds terrifying to me. Every post I see is like "Here's this awesome art I made!! Pray for me that it survives The Kiln™ :')" I don't think I could cope with making art that could quite easily blow up and I have no way of controlling that. You guys are true heroes.

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

I misread this as 'I need my weird al time' and honestly both are true

i have a friend in his 50s who doesn't give a fuck about pokemon so we showed him random ones and the way he responded to them made me feel like i was doing flashcards with a very serious baby

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people