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i’m kinda like if dead batteries were a girl
Wild to think how invested I once was in captain america. They really put something in the winter soldier (2014). you had to be there
When it’s all over, I’ll let you know
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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The Times identified 45 people within the so-called Department of Government Efficiency, a group formed by Elon Musk that in a short few wee
Oh no. MAGA is mad that the NYT shared the names of DOGE staffers. Don’t share this! Would be a shame
hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever
shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode
Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode
Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:
A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.
B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.
"technically tomatoes are fruits--" THAT MUSHROOM OVER THERE IS MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO A FUCKING SHIH TZU THAN IT IS TO LITERALLY ANY PLANT
No Amazon. No Walmart. No Target. No Disney. No Google. No Apple. No Visa or Mastercard. And especially no Facebook. I will not be posting on Meta platforms for the next 24 hours in support of the economic blackout.
LMFAO I forgot he/ and or someone on his team/ had a tumblr

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I self undiagnose I'm a able bodied person know
The site is '12ft Ladder' found here:
Show me a 10ft paywall, I’ll show you a 12ft ladder.
Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful
AND AND IT HAS 10K+ WORDS AND IS STILL BEING UPDATED?!?
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YOU GUYS LITERALLY MAKE MY DAY 😭😭❤️❤️

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what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from
@ people whining about not being able to pronounce this:
Learn.
We learned English.
It’s easy!
Pronounciatipn guide from my Nahuatl speaking SO: chal chut li que e quat le
Something like that.
Way cooler than anything in English that’s for dam sure
An alternative is Ayollohco Mexihco
pronounced ah-yohl-LOH'-koh meh-SHEE'-koh
source:
You may have seen a meme suggesting that we start calling the Gulf of Mexico “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl,” as that is what Indigenous peoples of…