the fault, dear brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves

top tier character when "what is wrong with them" requires an answer that begins with "How much time do you have"

The ghost of Elagabalus penning an open letter asking people to stop calling him trans and you're like fair enough I guess it was just political slander after all but then midway through it becomes clear he's promoting this right wing ethnonationalist femboy aesthetic that still involves taking estrogen

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

Omar sharif save me

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.