"exchange theories"

Three months later a group of pink and blue skinned frat bros (Gender neutral) Find their way in front of your queen, lie horribly, and then when they start to get arrested pull out your God and return it

You're then given the task of monitoring and keeping an eye on this new group of people and see if they do anything odd.

After day one they vanish. They return a week later and say they killed a bunch of giants for a war scientist. You look into that and yeah, that's correct, they did that.

So your queen decides to award them a house in a really bougie neighborhood. You spy on them and overhear their conversations still not convinced they're not spies; all you learn is that at least half of these people have never lived in a house before.

You return later to check in on them. There is a tree on top of their house. It is sixty feet tall, and also bright purple.

It has been three days.

Then they return to the queen and go "Heyyyy so those giants we killed are not actually dead, we just returned them to their house because someone was using the house to summon demons, but we think we found the guy doing that, can we like, go and take care of that?" while also being genuinely confused on why 'Can't everyone just stop fighting?' isn't a realistic solution to this conflict.

They vanish two days later. Three days after that you get a call from a burner phone. Its them. They ask you whats the deal with that giant tree in the middle of Chernobyl, because they are at the giant three in the middle of Chernobyl

Roll enticement check.

"(...) yet she forgives everyone; she willingly takes your hand in hers as you both grab the dagger, and asks you to keep twisting it — to stay by her side as both your hands stain with blood. the stench of iron and guilt — a river of generational blood, it never washes away."

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