Sword Lesbian. Not that thirsty though

Just wrote a lil ficlet for this! https://archiveofourown.org/works/88185031 Love you, Rainy!!

AAAAA LOVE YOU TOO BB THIS IS SO CUTE THANK YOUUUU 💖💖💖

If you think about it too, abled people do it all the time. Deciding to drink to excess at a party knowing they'll have a hangover. Going to a theme park knowing walking all day is going to hurt their feet by the end. We have the right to make those same decisions.

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

avengers doomsday trailer is so fucking embarrassing bro it's like watching an aging celebrity try to relive their greatest hits

it's so rote now... ooooh here's 72 actors you recognize making shocked faces at a greenscreen. ominous narration to let you know that this is definitely the scariest thing we've ever had to fight. we wheeled Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan out of the retirement home to fag it up again. are you entertained. are you reaching for your wallets yet.

I've never seen anything more soulless in my life tbh. I've never wanted to see a movie crash and burn more. let it be dead so marvel studios can get on with being a spirit halloween already.

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I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

We gotta start calling it a sex change again to remind everybody you can change your sex

Obviously the old narrative/misconception about "having The Surgery" was uh. Stupid lol. The common refrain was "which one?" to emphasize transition doesn't work like that. But now we're living in "sex is an immutable Natural Fact" world and it's like well no actually. You're somehow wronger about how trans people's bodies work than you were before. There is no singular The Surgery because "sex" is made up of several different traits, nearly all of which are changeable, through surgery or hormones or even just exercising different muscle groups to change their appearance. "Buh chromosomes" you don't know what a chromosome is

something about the fact that movie!stratt doesnt wear regular ol business casual or a suit is such a cool and telling costuming choice. heres a woman who has all the power in the world and she chooses to be cozy because she can. because she has no reason to dress up and be overly formal. she doesnt need to project any overt sense of authority or respectability or competence because by nature of her position and actions everyone who meets her already knows shes in possession of all of those things. it would be redundant. it would be like wearing a hat that says this is a hat. the hope of humanity doesnt come dressed for a board room or an award ceremony, there are no medals pinned to her chest or cufflinks gleaming on her wrists. eva stratt knows what shes doing and she doesnt have enough time or fucks to give to squeeze herself into a fitted jacket or have her shirts starched.

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal