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Weβre officially living in a Parks and Rec episode.

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We're blaming God for everything 2020 but what if in the God vs. Satan thing God finally lost and Satan is in control now? Maybe Satan's just doing his thing and trying to make us realise it that so that we can start praying to him asking for forgiveness for all our good deeds?
Human: Deal.
Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fadeβ¦
Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.
Fey: I know, I know. Letβs hope the price wasnβt too much for you after allβ¦ Only time will tell.
Human: So, when do we start?
Fey: β¦If I may ask you to elaborate?
Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.
Fey: Yes? And you agreed?
Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?
Fey:
Fey, blushing: Ah.
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The initiation of Eve

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Having anxiety/low self-worth is comparable to being trapped inside an abusive relationship with yourself.
no no, itβs fine, ill text myself back
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Did a fucking Cornetto commercial do this to me
why is a fucking Cornetto commercial better than 80% of indie gay movies???
Her
A story never read,
A game never played,
A song never heard,
A life never lived.

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"I'm not ready for this" were supposed be the last words the commoner uttered. But the stars turned in her favour at the last moment, leading to my premature demise. Well... almost.
Star number one: Dianiesse, a movie actor, had the change of heart because the commoner shed a tear as she said the words. And she looked pretty.
Star number two: Hizock, a racer, heard my very satisfied giggle. That was stupid of me.
Star number three: Grobula, a musician, voted against her, but congratulated her on the win with as much enthusiasm as he had showed while wishing me luck backstage.
Then they turned to me. A 'better luck next time' would have cut it just fine. But seeing that I wasn't supposed to have one, they puked speeches one after another. Well they were more like eulogies- by people who had known me for three weeks, had seen me competing with fifteen other luckless bastards for my life, and had seen me be the best. I beat every single one of them in every single task. I lied, cheated, bullied and bribed and got to the top. Fair and square. It should have been enough. But for her.
She complained. No, she didn't just crib about it to the judges and the audience . She officialy complained. In writing. With proofs attached.
You'd expect that when you let a commoner be a part of the society, include her in, and literally show her pity, she'd appreciate it. A decent person would probably have just been thankful and made a respectable modest exit in the first week or so. The least I had expected was that she'd play by the rules. But no! She complained. Any sane person would have kicked her out just for writing the fucking letter. But oh! No no no! As per The Code written three fucking generations ago, a person who's caught cheating will have their points deducted. Yeah. A person who goes out of the way, puts in more effort, spends money, pulls in contacts and favours from all the high places and does what not should have their fucking points deducted!
Well her gall paid off. But I don't give up easy.Β
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u know that feeling deep in your tummy where u just dont feel comfy and u feel sad and sort of want to cry but not about anything specific its like your entire body is just upset and unnerved all the way to the core almost like ur just longing for something but dont know what
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