The Ghost With The Most

imagine if the person who turns you into a vampire turns out to be really annoying and you’re stuck with them

in the club asking people if they prefer paperback or hardcover books

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

D&D warlock who’s literally just Fortunato from “The Cask of Amontillado”, having survived his immurement by making a deal with something in the dark, and the costume he was wearing the night he “died” has become the sign of his pact, so basically you’re playing as a depressed, alcoholic jester who sometimes has to run errands for He Who Waits Behind the Walls.

#he has montresor’s skull on a chain at his waist#sometimes he holds it up and talks to it#it’s genuinely unclear whether he’s conversing with a dead spirit or whether he’s just doing a bit

#‘for the love of god’ he said #and someone answered

Reblogging for how fucking terrifying that last comment really is

no no no succubus is the ones the hang from the ceiling, incubus is the ones that come out the ground