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trans clown getting top surgery and the surgeon pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

when crowley says i’m unforgivable what he really means is i’m unlovable. and when aziraphale says i forgive you what he really means is i love you. two beings who know thousands of present and historic languages unable to communicate

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

a little birdie told me you think suffering will absolve you