taylor

hannibal is such a fuckin ridiculous n dumb show. all these cops n FBI agents are running around the tri-state area tryna catch this HORRIBLE serial killer, like this guys mutilating ppl n mounting them on the antlers of mounted deer heads, the guy is HELPING OTHER MURDERERS GET AWAY WITH THEIR OWN CRIMES, and FINALLY, one agent, one MEASLY little q tip of a cop who, while arguably being the most unfit person for the job, finds out who he is. whats that one gay ass wet noodle of a man do? falls in love with him n runs away to italy with him. like u cant fuckin make this shit up

a man in a terrible beige suit asks if you have trouble with taste, and you reply, bitter, that your thoughts are often not tasty enough. the first time you look at him is to talk of your distaste for eye contact and burst veins. he smiles. in three seasons he’ll try to saw open your head to eat your brain and you’ll call the blood on his face beautiful before pulling him off a cliff. this is a love story.