Alyssa

this and a blunt

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

do not ask me if im the loyal type i will attach myself to u like an evil entity

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

you have a headache because you have powers

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind