Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

by Steven J. Kazlowski: "The eye of a massive 48 foot 8 inch bowhead whale Balaena mysticetus caught by Inupiaq subsistence whalers during spring whaling season Chukchi Sea off the coastal arctic village of Barrow Alaska. Whalers can tell the age of a whale by the number of rings in its eye much like the rings of a tree"

An imagined version of yourself living happily in an alternate universe is a kind of dead wife

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

sometimes when I get mad online I have remind myself that the coolest and most reasonable friend I have doesn’t know who dril is and asked me to explain what the acronym “MCU” stands for, because she spends most of her free time watching documentaries about industrial disasters with her girlfriend and going to quarries to collect rocks together. a better world is possible and it’s out there right now

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies