wouldn’t you like to know weather boy?

“Big Pharma” okay are we talking about how privatization and monetization has deeply corrupted the field of medicine or are you talking about how you think chemicals in the water are making the frogs gay

“GMOs”? Are we talking seeds that grow sterile plants and patenting genetic modifications then destroying any competition no matter how small they are? Or are we talking life saving rice with vitamin a to make sure kids don’t go blind in regions not suited for other high vit a veg? … or are we talking about your chidoodle?

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

Bro I just nearly fucking died

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

I can never leave here

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful

Someone once said to me, “I hope the pain eases soon.” It struck me as the purest blessing that had ever been offered over my head - I hope the pain eases soon. It’s so gentle, so kind, so hopeful. So to everyone who’s hurting: I see how hard you’re trying, and I hope your pain will ease soon.

Port Jackson sharks are so cool their eggs are so spinny I love

i love sharks and fun facts but i shit you not i read that as percy jackson sharks and i almost was like yea okay and then i was like wait what and had to reread it

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

i believe i can do everything in this life except feign interest and suck up to people

I want to be wanted. For someone to choose me. I'm so tired of feeling second best all the time

I super do not want to